The 12 days of COP

A rewriting of the 12 days of Christmas courtesy of the Youth Forest Working Group…

Youth Forest Working Group members

The last stanza:
On the LAST day in Denmark
the UN gave to me
Pathetic little targets
No demand side measures
Ecosystems crashing
Palm-oil a-flowing
Emissions a-leaping
No Indigenous rights
Peat lands a-draining
Endangered species
Forests converted … [pause]
Craaaap MRV,
Too much fossil fuels
Trees chain-sawed
No strings attached
And a big fat logging subsidy!